Sometimes I fancy myself as being a writer, or funny. This is a sad delusion, and now you can experience it firsthand.

Lord Bendington's Guide to Mirth, Wit and Parlor Entertain-Ment - How to be funny.

Honeycomb - Honeycomb is so delicious it brings creepy men and robots together.

Shatterhand - An NES game where you're punching stuff instead of shooting it? Brilliant!

NetHack - It's one of the greatest games ever made, it'll run on any system, and its FREE. You know you want it.

Rez - If doctors somehow surgically implanted Tron, a disco, and crappy existentialist writing into your brain, it would probably be a lot like this game.

Gimmicky game design is glaringly obvious - a rant.

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